SCP-082 Fernand the Cannibal | euclid | Humanoid / carnivorous scp

SCP-082 Fernand the Cannibal | euclid | Humanoid / carnivorous scp


SCP-082 Fernand the Cannibal Object Class: Euclid Item #: SCP-082 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: Enlarged living
quarters located at Armed Bio-Containment Area-14 have been appropriated for the suppression
and appeasement of SCP-082. While standard weapons have little effect
in policing SCP-082, cooperation is easily attained through a charade; subject is currently
under the impression that it has been made the King of France and that its containment
area is actually a grand palace designed for its protection. All interacting personnel are to be made aware
of this charade and are ordered to follow the ruse. Housekeeping personnel are to be Class D personnel
only. Guards tasked with the containment of SCP-082
are to be given Level-2 clearance, but are instructed to refrain from interacting directly
with SCP-082. Description: SCP-082 is genetically human;
however, through some process (either chemical, hormonal, cancerous, or supernatural), SCP-082
has grown to giant proportions. Approximately 2.4 meters tall (around 8 feet)
and weighing over 310 kilograms (about 700 pounds), SCP-082’s physical characteristics
are grossly disproportional. It has a slightly pointed balding head, a
large rounded chin and jaw, a bulbous nose, and dark sunken eyes. Subject is both overweight and possesses a
great amount of muscle mass. Forearms are muscular and dangerous, with
a circumference of about 71 centimeters (about 28 inches). The breadth of the subject’s fist is nearly
30 cm along the knuckles (almost 12 inches). Though feet are large, they are small in proportion
to subject’s body (men’s size 14 US). Subject’s skin is tanned dark and overall
physical appearance is compounded by numerous scars (the results of years of attempts at
suppression and containment). Most X-rays have been difficult to interpret
because of the high density of its muscle tissue, but scans have revealed countless
bullets and even several knife and sword blades lodged in SCP-082’s flesh. SCP-082 refers to itself as Fernand and speaks
fluent French and heavily accented English. When it speaks, it does so through enormous,
clenched teeth. SCP-082 only parts teeth to eat food and to
sing. Subject will sing songs of its own pleasing,
ranging from forgotten Victorian Era bar songs to modern classical, typically while cooking
and eating. SCP-082 does not comb the hair on the sides
of its head, but does cut it, and shaves with a large butcher knife originally provided
for food preparation. It should be noted that even facial hair is
exaggerated, a single strand being as thick as a millimeter (similar in thickness and
appearance to graphite of a mechanical pencil). Occasionally, SCP-082 will clench its teeth
so hard that the gums bleed, but it is not known why. This is considered normal. The demeanor of SCP-082 is very amicable and
carefree. SCP-082 has accrued a wide wardrobe over its
time of incarceration, and it enjoys dressing up in many different fashions, including formal
wear, military uniform, as a clown, and in women’s clothing. New pieces should be made available upon request. Subject often attempts to joke and is usually
polite to personnel, often inviting them to dinner. However, visiting personnel should be aware
that at any moment, SCP-082 is capable of attacking and voraciously eating others. Subject will often apologize for its lack
of manners for interrupting someone’s conversation by devouring their head while making a mess
of his quarters. SCP-082’s jaws are strong enough to crack
bone, and it seems to enjoy skulls. Attacks are seemingly at random with no motivation—whether
or not subject has recently eaten has no effect on this cannibalistic hunger. SCP-082 is incapable of differentiating fact
from fiction when he reads it or watches television/films. On several occasions, SCP-082 has expressed
a great desire to meet his favorite person, Hannibal Lecter, and subject will believe
that all television programming is some form of reality television. Though subject has shown heightened intelligence
in the form of memory and puzzle-solving, the concepts of parody, satire, and fiction
are beyond its understanding. SCP-082 apparently understands the concept
of lying, has shown to know when others are blatantly lying, and generally tells obvious
falsehoods when asked about its past. According to SCP-082, he is: A vampire
A homunculus Big Bird
Andre the Giant Napoleon
Obelix (sidekick of Asterix) Dr. Bright
The Hulk Alexander The Great
Captain Hook Sherlock Holmes
Dr. Frankenstein Frankenstein’s Monster
When questioned about these lies he gives the excuse, “But I only lie when it’s through
my teeth!”

75 thoughts on “SCP-082 Fernand the Cannibal | euclid | Humanoid / carnivorous scp

  1. Fernand the Cannibal was mentioned in SCP-507 "Reluctant Dimension Hopper" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWo8uMC55ko&t=25s

  2. If you wish to help on this video's subtitles please click here to assist http://www.youtube.com/timedtext_video?ref=share&v=2f3sk_qNoGQ

  3. Honestly, the tone hasn't aged well on this one. I don't think a description so detailed was necesary.

    But anyhow, I was really looking forward to you reading this one. It's entertaining to listen to your readings while playing Rocket League.

  4. is there more reluctant dimension hopper videos you can do because i love those vids there really interesting

  5. We have some old pictures my parents had taken during a match they went to of Andre The Giant. If I can find them perhaps I can share them. They are really old but super cool.

  6. THIS IS THE GIANT FROM AFGHANISTAN!!! THAT BEING EXCEEDED TWELVE FEET TALL OR MORE. I KNOW HE WAS FAR TALLER THAN EIGHT FEET AND HIS FACE DESTROYED ONLY ABLE TO GUTTER. HOWEVER, I BELIEVE THE USA HAS VERY TALL GIANTS CONTAINED AND SUPPRESSED IN CHAMBERS OR LARGE BUILDINGS EXCEEDING THEIR HEIGHT OF FIFTEEN FEET OR MORE.

    THIS EIGHT FOOT BEING IS ONLY TWO FEET TALLER THAN MY HUSBAND. I CAN IMAGINE THIS BEING A THREAT SAVE FOR IT IS A CANNIBAL THAT DESCRIBES THE NEPHILLIM. HE IS SAME HEIGHT AS RECORDED TALLEST ENGLISHMAN ROBERT WADLOW, SOMETHING LIKE IT. EIGHT FEET TALL PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DOCUMENTED HAVING BEEN BORN AND GROWING AT A FASTER RATE THAN THEIR PEERS.

    BESIDES HE IS A CANNIBAL, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HIS SCP CLASSIFICATION. HE SHOULD BE IN PRISON. I AM BEGINNING TO BELIEVE YOU SECURE. CONTAIN AND PROTECT THE PUBLIC FROM ALL AND SUNDRY. LEAVE MY SISTER-FRIEND, TIBOU AND HER KIND ALONE. THEY ARE BENIGN FOREST PEOPLE, BUT DOGPEOPLE ARE DANGEROUS LIKE SKINWALKERS ,WHICH HAVE NOT BEEN S.C.P. CLASSIFIED.

  7. Scp 082 ive been to this site. For research purposes, of course heavily guarded as my partner is a guard at that site- Dr AJ

  8. So he is English and French? But didn't they have a war? Also "FUCK LOGIC MICKY MOUSE IS REAL!" – Mr. Fernand

  9. Okay am I the only one who laughed when he said Doctor bright, also this is the only place I come for an SCP reading
    Also is there any SCP about a fan? Just curious

  10. Popping into my bloody room and asking me bloody questions.
    Not to have tea or play an honest game of badminton. Nonono.
    Were all above that
    Were all too busy for badminton.

  11. Почему название русское, а озвучка английская, чё дебилы что-ли?

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