Anime That I See When The Room Is Dark…

Anime That I See When The Room Is Dark…


Sniff sniff. Sniff sniff sniff. Yo, Crim. You still smell like steak. You still smell like steak. You go back for another
night with that chick? Stunk, Zel! Someone’s got a request for you. A request? They want us to guard them? Who’s asking?
Why didn’t they just come to us? They had a hood over their
face, and were changing their voice,
so—— pretty suspicious? So what’d they write? Please write a review of a cyclops girl. Establishment doesn’t matter.
Payment enclosed. Okay, then! Sweet, let’s go! Crim, you know you don’t
have to go with them. Excuse me, Meidri,
I’m gonna take a break… Stop clapping! Right then, gotta find a cyclops brothel. Dang, this poor demon place keeps
getting the short end of the stick. Hey, you two! Wanna ring my cowbell tonight? Nope, we got paid for this request, y’know! Welcome, friends! What’s your thing?
Your number one recommendation? We’ve got girls from F—cup to
H, all the way to K-cup! Gulp! Okay! I want the biggest girl you got! NOW, now, it is first come,
first served, after all! Oh, Megalo, dearie, you’ve got a client! Coming! Why, you don’t see girls with corneas
this colossal all that often, how do you? I couldn’t be less interested. Look, dude,
we’re more into normal—sized girls. Our establishment prides itself
on its enormous—eyed empleyees. W—well, we do have two
A-cup girls on staff… Uh… Hello. U-umm, are you sure about this? but the cup size isn’t bra, it’s contact
lens, so watch what you wish for. Everyone back home made fun
of me for having a little eye, so I don’t get many customers… Don’t worry, you’re wonderful! Don’t worry, you’re wonderful! Keep your chin up and keep at it! Seven outta ten! I had to go and say “gimme
the biggest one you got!” God, I’m so wet! Four points. I can’t get enough! Huh?! so seven out of ten! I’m hungry! You know What I’m hungry for?
I’m hungry for mushrooms! Eh, nah, I’m not talkin’
about something that normal. I’m talkin’ a big pot of mushrooms,
gathered straight from the woods, I’ve got a mushroom you might like to
put your mouth on down here, Meidri. Ow, sheesh. Okay, let’s go get mushrooms
in the elven forest! Hey, Crim,
wanna come eat mushrooms with me? What? Mushrooms? Are you going to go
have sex with a myconid? Uh… What are you talking about? Whoa, check out that
lewd, otherworldly glow. Welcome to the myconid brothel,
my lovely fruiting bodies. Hey, doesn’t she remind you of someone? Oh, that fairy receptionist? Something about that deeply disturbs me… Their morel mammaries and
cap—caressing cunts are grown right here in this
wood, for your wood! You know where else I’ve seen these kind
of pun—tastic old ladies? Sex museums. Let’s start with the
horny—looking human over here. I bet ya like to take a tumble with girls
covered in somethin’ sticky and slimy. These nameko girls are the
perfect fungi—fit for you. Rock on! Next up, you, elf boy. I take you for the type who appreciates
the taste and mana makeup of a girl. For you, I’ve got two
girls with high magical affinity, and plenty of
milk for you to enjoy: the SHE-take mushrooms! Oh, that’s hittin’ all the right marks. Right, I’m sensing you like
more ‘normal’ girls, yes? These brown beech mushrooms
are the perfect size for you! Huh? But how do I pick just one? Every one of us… …will play with you! An angel? pure—hearted,
but he’s as horny as a teenage boy… For some reason, I get the
feeling he’s half a woman, too… I can’t believe this…
I’m completely stumped! H-how about this fine lass? N—nice to meet you. but the receptionist will help you
pick the mushroom that’s right for you. For me, she picked the slimy hameko girls.
She definitely got me right. Eight outta ten! S-so hot! I was shocked the
receptionist got me right. After all, knowing I like
plain, normal girls isn’t As long as that receptionist’s
intuition is right on the money,
you won‘t have a bad time here. Did that angel boy like you? Ah! Every little touch sent a shiver down
her spine. She was really sensitive. My spores are coming out! So, eight points. Let’s dig in! Finished on her face then, huh? Nice.

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