Supriya, you haven’t slept yet? Just 2 minutes Alarm mom! Okay! I’ll wake you up at 8 tomorrow Set it for 8:15, 8:20 and 8:30 also Okay See you tomorrow! No Supriya You’re not going to check your phone Just go to sleep! Supriya! Hey Supriya! See Ankita has tagged you in a photo No! I don’t want to see. Sure? What if it’s from school time? Remember when you had unibrow just like Kajol Okay! Just 5 minutes! Zoom TV says “Caught by the paparazzi! Exclusive pics of Shahrukh Khan cheating on his diet” Oh no! What happened? Latest news 25 kids died in Syria Oh no ! You know what ISIS said? What? Presenting the new bra by Avima only for you. Buy now! How this AD appear suddenly Facebook? Tell me more about Syria! Yes It’s very sad what happened in Syria Syria needs our support! You also need support Then buy the new bra with supported straps Ugh Facebook! I don’t want to buy a bra Wear a vest then! What? Want to watch a food video? Yes! Presenting… The recipe for Kale saag Mix 100 grams of caviar & kale kale Mix 100 grams of caviar & kale with with Why does these small food videos buffer? Did someone say food? No! Instagram… Oh! But your friend Shantanu has put up a lovely jpeg of his scrambled eggs with a little bit of caramelized onions on the side of black pepper and then you see on top freshly cut grass of the Eden Garden where Adam and Eve first made love where Eve was like I love you… Instagram! Yes! Yes! Here it is! It’s scrambled eggs! Oh, but my little croissant that is what you think! What about Sierra! Still bhurji! Low-fi! Bhurji! Juno? Yes! It’s still bhurji! Okay. Fine! You know what? This is bhurji Okay? I don’t want to lie to you anymore you’re my friend! It’s just that I’m an artist this is not what I’m supposed to be doing And all you stupid children you put pictures of your feet in the ocean And half a face And… look I’m sleeping But who’s taking the picture if you’re sleeping I’m sorry! I apologize! No! Instagram! Don’t be sorry! I do all of those things too Oh Supriya! Can I ask you a small tiny question? Of course You want to buy a bra? Fuchsia, Magenta, Nude colour Why all of you are trying to sell me bra? I was also wondering about the same Hey whatsapp uncle! Greetings! I was also thinking about last night when you and Richa were discussing about bras How did they come to know? Yeah Uncle! How? Are these encrypted? Don’t worry Whatsapp uncle will tell everything after having alcohol at night! Whatsapp unlce is a drunkard? Yes! I’ve heard once Whatsapp uncle was drunk and he slapped Messages Uncle Oh no! Since then he’s been in a state of shock That’s why we see him rarely! Always sits in the corner only reads spam messages Received an OTP unread since 2-3 days It’s 8326, don’t forget Ayurveda is good for body Your performance in bed will become better Don’t forget the OTP Dial this number if for good time Rs9 per month Driver is downstairs he also wants the OTP Offer on Akshay Tritiya buy some jewellery Haven’t passed 12th grade, no problem Hinkaara Institute directly gives MBA degree Order pizza if you want it’s Wednesday One on one free Remember the OTP Hey, this 12345 has just messaged you Oh my God! It’s Rohan He’s looking so cute! Should I add him in the contacts? Yes! Wake up Contacts sir! Formatted? Say UNESCO’s kid Save this contact! Phone or Sim? Phone! It’s 2 at night thinks that I’m a servant! Add to existing or create new? Create new! Do it fast Have to reply too! Name? Rohan Email ID? No! Photo? No Fax? No! Date of Birth? Don’t have Aadhar? Don’t know! District? No! Caste? Don’t know! Colour of eyes? Don’t know! Any mole? Don’t know! Jerks off during the day or night? Save it you, Idiot! Why are you getting angry? Relax! Swiggy! Get something cold for sir! Where is this noise coming from? Hey Truecaller! Can you copy contacts a little less loudly? You moron Everyone can hear you Fucking copy cat! Supriya! You haven’t slept yet? Sleep otherwise I’ll come! Okay guys I think we all should sleep now Well done Supriya! Well done! What happened Snapchat? Rohan has sent you a Snap Show? Oh my God! He looks so cute! Right? Why are you burning it? If you like it… Then take a screenshot No! He’ll get to know! No Snapchat please! Instagram! Why don’t you make stories like Snapchat? Oh Facebook! I’m an Artist! I do not steal Instagram! You will make stories! Yes! I should do stories Okay! Supriya I’m doing stories now You want to see Rohan Rohan’s story? Sell out! You will also make stories Whatsapp uncle! Rohan’s dad has uploaded a photo of lord Hanuman! Want to see? Why are you listening to these beggars! Look at this! I have got delicious nude cute boys for you Who’s he? Sahil Agarwal When the name is so lovely then imagine how lovely his marshmallows will be! What Aunty! What does he do? Owner At owner Who’s owner Aunty? You want to make curry out of his carrier You enjoy your sex Missionary position Doggie position Crab position And with a couple more friends octopus position or else shitting position just how Pamela did it in the video Like how you bend down to shit when you don’t realize when he came from the back and went Stop it Aunty! I got it! Why are you feeling shy ? Just swipe right! and then for the whole day Oh God! What was it? Old age has addled my brain. Yes! Fuck like monkeys and like how bats do See, he doesn’t seem like Mr. Personality to begin with So for 2-4 hours put on some nutella and have him lick it I don’t know how to explain this but like when you devour a mango along with the skin sometimes how you lick melted dairy milk’s wrapper or when you put mustard sauce tomato sauce schezwan sauce Amla Murabba Coconut oil Kerosene Fuller’s earth Got it or should I give more examples? Aunty please! My ears are bleeding! Read his Bio? Already read! Romantic Gym freak and Sapiosexual Stop! Google search for Sapiosexual When you get a boner from how smart someone is Hey Supriya! Yes tell me? Temperature is 13 degree outside! so what should I do? Nothing, just saying Okay! Hey Supriya! What? There’s less traffic if you leave for work now who goes to office now? No no, I was just letting you know Hey Supriya! What? Bangladesh scored 250 runs Please swipe right on that guy, aunty! I’m ready! Darling have a lot of fun And don’t bother with this condom business No one can play Dandiya with plastic bags on Supriya! What are you doing? How will you wake up if you’ll be up with all your useless friends You won’t reach office on time! Alarm mom! Please! You cant talk like this in front of my friends! Oh! Friends? You were really small when you had got a phone with torch Back then I woke her up like But now your new phone has become smart With Oneplus 3T’s 16MP front camera you just keep clicking selfies Why would you need me anymore? what the hell is happening? Only if I do anal before dying Net neutrality will never last Thanks for the publicity, Tanmay! Supriya! Instagram! I must tell you something very important! Yes tell me! Your friend Mahesh is now on Instagram What am I supposed to do with this information? I don’t know No! Instagram! Supriya! Instagram! Supriya I can’t save them for too long! You’ll have to find Oneplus 3T’s superfast Dash charger It’ll charge for the full day in 30 minutes! and will save everyone! You need to find it now You know what guys I’m done! I am just tired of all this drama Please leave But Rahul just sent you a…. I don’t care! Alarm mom you were right! I don’t know why I’m always on the phone throughout the night! I know I have to reach office by 8 I am sorry! I will never do this again! To listen to ad free music upgrade to Saavn Pro! You know what guys! I’m sorry! Supriya! The presentation’s in an hour! Yes, sorry I’m going to work on it! Just 5 minutes!